Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
342,806 notes

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

(via no-1-of-consequence)

Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
13,586 notes
Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
825,630 notes
no-1-of-consequence:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

"Hell if I know—we were trying for a country music album cover, and it went all metal on us."

no-1-of-consequence:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

"Hell if I know—we were trying for a country music album cover, and it went all metal on us."

Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
206,017 notes
theclearlydope:

4gifs:

Mary Jane & Spider-man. [video]

Happy Friday.

theclearlydope:

4gifs:

Mary Jane & Spider-man. [video]

Happy Friday.

(via collared-pet)

Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
14 notes
Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
137,471 notes
Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
479,885 notes
Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
40,544 notes
Reblogged from:
Posted 1 month ago
486,397 notes
shepardfaeries:

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.


my google glasses came in and theyre way different than the beta tester……

shepardfaeries:

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

image

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

image

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

image

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

image
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

image

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

my google glasses came in and theyre way different than the beta tester……

(via collared-pet)

Reblogged from:
Posted 2 months ago
3,118 notes
imgfave:

Posted by AllHumorPic